I wouldn't if I were you - Funny T-shirt - gift tee - Humorous shirt - Bad Day Warning

Say it with a smirk. This lightweight, soft cotton tee carries a deadpan line — “i wouldn't if i were you” — that reads like a warning you only give to friends who know how to laugh at themselves. The crewneck sits clean and relaxed, the tubular knit keeps the silhouette smooth, and the ribbed collar and shoulder tape hold the shape through wash after wash. Wear it under a jacket for nights out, layer it for road trips, or pull it on when you want to send a sly message without saying more. It’s low-key, a little sharp, and built to be worn often.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for added shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF printing options for crisp sleeve and neck label graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors